Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus Bold white block letters read

Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath

Ezel's chiropractic credentials are entirely self-awarded

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Inspired by the old Commodore 64 logo from back in the day

with "ESTD" and "1989" at the top

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus Bold white block letters readMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow