Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White uppercase text below reads

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Inspired by Strange Brew

Element 119 finally got discovered

Grammar teachers have been trying to explain this for decades

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White uppercase text below readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading