Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Women's T-Shirt aspen The turkey rests on a

The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs and small red berries

Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earned its own comic book sound effect

Golden Old English blackletter text reads "Los Locos" below

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

Teams like the Cherry Pickers gave small farming communities something to rally around on long summer evenings

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Women's T-Shirt aspen The turkey rests on aMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET