United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL depicting his hat

depicting his hat

In an era when small city teams were the backbone of the sport

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines

Coffee addiction is just socially acceptable substance dependence rebranded with ceramic mugs and motivational quotes

United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL depicting his hatCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads