I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Inspired by Bill & Ted's

Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Inspired by Ghostbusters II

1898" above smaller spaced lettering reading "ALLENTOWN

and an apron

Clark's corporate generosity proves that sometimes the gift that keeps on giving is crushing disappointment

I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Inspired by Bill & Ted'sNutcrackers quoting Big Pun is the kind of unhinged holiday energy that proves culture peaked in 1998. A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble, but here we are. The Details: A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat, green and red uniform, gold epaulets, and dark boots, standing on white snow among green evergreen trees. Bold white