Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the room won't notice

Half the room won't notice

from the mid-twentieth century onward

A vintage-style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red

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A mid-century tiki-style hula girl poses with one arm raised

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the room won't noticeReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with