Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Unisex T-Shirt ufo Arched orange text spells out

Arched orange text spells out "SANDERSON" in a serif font

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A distressed white halftone illustration of Ivan Drago in a fighting stance with boxing gloves appears behind bold white block text reading "IVAN" flanked by two golden-yellow stars

Red cursive text reads "Club" above bold spotted black lettering reading "MAYFAIR

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