Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white brush-stroke text reads

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

Get ready to jingle all the way with our "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" shirt

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

paying homage to the original El Rancho Vegas

get the papers

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white brush-stroke text readsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft