USA 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Aspen's Miners took the field

Aspen's Miners took the field in 1889 as part of the Colorado State League

a purple-black bruise around his left eye

Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday

Orange retro bubble lettering reading "Just Here To Bone" wraps across the midsection

white text reads "PARIS

USA 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Aspen's Miners took the fieldPrinting "USA" and "1776" with stars is the most information dense way to communicate zero new information. Peak patriotism is just a vintage font doing all the emotional labor. The Details: Large white inline block lettering reads "USA" in a retro 1970s varsity style. A white pill shaped border below contains "1776" flanked by two small white stars. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for durability.