I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Tank Top halloween A cartoon brown sloth with

A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

January 2000: They call this one The Enforcer

White Old English blackletter text below reads "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

so slapping "hang in there" on one is less motivation and more nature documentary

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Tank Top halloween A cartoon brown sloth withChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,