Ren McCormack's Dance Rebellion Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL a figure in a fishnet

a figure in a fishnet mesh top wears a studded collar and face paint with a white streak across the forehead

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towns across the Great Plains poured pride into local ball teams that gave communities something to rally around

Distressed white script text reads "the" above a tall vintage pylon sign illustration in black line art with "BOWLERO" running vertically in bold white block letters

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Ren McCormack's Dance Rebellion Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL a figure in a fishnetRen's entire curriculum is angry warehouse gymnastics set to a cassette tape, with a final exam of yelling Ecclesiastes at a town council. Franchising rebellion in the town that banned dancing is the pettiest power move in teen movie history. Inspired by Footloose. The Details: Cursive white script reads "Ren McCormack's" above bold cyan retro inline block text reading "DANCE REBELLION ACADEMY," with "BOMONT, UTAH" in smaller white serif letters