The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver Or upgrade to our Luxury

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Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend

" with a vintage cartoon potato mascot in a blue cap posed with arms raised

Curling blue-and-white illustrated wave arcs over two figures in a vintage hand-drawn style

Inspired by Sergio Leone's Spaghetti Westerns

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver Or upgrade to our LuxuryCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie