Frau Blucher - Unisex Tank Top Size:S " and "ESCONDIDO

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Wearing this to a holiday party guarantees your grandmother will need a moment and a glass of wine

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a raptor perched on a Les Paul style electric guitar fills the center

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Arched bold white uppercase text reads "UTAH GET ME" across the top

Frau Blucher - Unisex Tank Top Size:S " and "ESCONDIDOHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and