Calm The F-ck Down Candle edgy and guess what

and guess what

Slip it on and instantly feel like you’ve got the world’s coziest pep talk draped over your shoulders

Get ready for a festive surprise with our "Santa's In Your Driveway" sweatshirt

or as the ultimate gift for your bestie (or sister) who always keeps it real

and hit the coffee run in the same hour

Calm The F-ck Down Candle edgy and guess whatDeep breaths were suggested. A walk was recommended. Neither worked. This candle takes a more direct approach. This funny stress relief gift issues the instruction plainly. Calm The F ck Down. Aromatherapy with an attitude problem. Who this is for: The friend spiraling over an email she has reread eleven times The coworker whose eye twitch has a name now Anyone needing a funny gift for a stressed friend that makes her laugh first The person who needs