Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt chicago Segmented white sans-serif text below

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

"Rad" survived the entire 1980s as the safest word a twelve-year-old could scream at a half-pipe

" "CHILI DOGS

White cursive script reads "totally" above large bold block letters "BITCHIN" filled with a cyan-to-pink gradient separated by a jagged white divider line

Inspired by Better Off Dead

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt chicago Segmented white sans-serif text belowRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: