California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Dripping white brushstroke text reads

Dripping white brushstroke text reads "GHOST DOG" across the lower portion

and the name Farkus in festive Christmas font

wearing an open robe

Smaller white text below a thin red line reads "COMBINE HONNETE OBER ADVANCER MERCANTILES

Skeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability

California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Dripping white brushstroke text readsFourteen walks and twelve hit batsmen in seven innings is less an MVP performance and more a Geneva Convention violation with a fastball. Lou Brown just shrugs because the Penal League doesn't do background checks on award criteria. Inspired by Major League. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "1988 CALIFORNIA," "PENAL LEAGUE," and "ALL STAR GAME" above a white portrait of Rick Vaughn flanked by a baseball, star, and crossed bats. A home