Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M White and dark blue stylized

White and dark blue stylized text reads "SHOLES" arching above a vintage architectural drawing of the building

and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats

Below the illustration

A rough-edged brown border frames the rectangular design

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M White and dark blue stylizedLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered