John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black gripping an M134 minigun

gripping an M134 minigun

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black gripping an M134 minigunRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text