I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Printed on our warm &

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

White line-art portrait of Clarence Beeks in a suit and tie

The template didn't even flinch

A simple white cartoon dog face with floppy ears

I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Printed on our warm &BMX riders describe their childhood like they're in witness protection explaining a prior identity. Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot. The Details: Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike, rendered in cream ink with weathered texture. Bold distressed cream serif text below