Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

1974" on the right

That stretch was once lined with motor courts competing for drivers passing through the Central Valley

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Geography class never prepared anyone for this particular landmark

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Distressed white bold uppercase textCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.