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Fart Loading - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red orbital ringLoading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase