Sharks Will Kill You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lake linden 1949" sits beside a vintage

1949" sits beside a vintage hand-drawn illustration of two hex nuts with hatched shading

Tommy's dinner table comedy routine is the only stand-up set where the audience might not stand up again

Inspired by The Natural

Teams like the Fairies gave Salem something beyond its colonial past to rally around

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

Sharks Will Kill You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lake linden 1949" sits beside a vintageSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp