Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt rochester with a martini glass to

with a martini glass to the right and blue text reading "in the" below

with "AND GET OUT" and "OF HERE" in smaller distressed white lettering below

Wearing it is a secret handshake between people who chose popcorn over the military industrial complex

White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTER of PICKAWAY COUNTY" across the top

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt rochester with a martini glass toNegotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence. Ellis earned that plaque in roughly ninety seconds, and nobody from HR is coming to collect it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high contrast stencil art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit, rendered in white and cyan ink within a decorative white rectangular border. Below,