Let's Get Basted - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Arched distressed white block serif

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

and red tie

Distressed white serif text in a bold western style reads "YOU'RE KILLIN' ME

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Inspired by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Let's Get Basted - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Arched distressed white block serifBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined