Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL making Syracuse

making Syracuse

The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it

wearing a cowboy hat and boots with a lasso swirling around him

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

inspired by the classic sitcom that brought humor to the world of junk and salvage

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL making SyracuseReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with