Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green David's face printed on the

David's face printed on the carton in a small stencil-art portrait with spiky hair

Bold orange-red blocky sans-serif text at the bottom reads "PHUKET

and Lincoln each raising amber-colored beer pints

Curved red text reads "COLISEUM SKATING RINK" around the top of a yellow-bordered circular emblem

they represented a small Texas town where citrus farming and baseball were twin sources of pride

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green David's face printed on theSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"