Toilet Clogging Champion - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt wichita falls and blue American flag on

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Winning a surf championship in a landlocked desert is the kind of credential that only impresses people who've never seen an actual ocean

Wyld Stallyns survived more timelines than actual rehearsals

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Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

Toilet Clogging Champion - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt wichita falls and blue American flag onChampionship trophies for toilet clogging exist because some people treat every bathroom visit like a title fight against municipal infrastructure. The "No. 1" ranking is doing a lot of heavy lifting considering the achievement is strictly a number two situation. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" in a distressed vintage style. A detailed golden yellow engraving style illustration of a trophy shaped toilet sits on an