Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Getting cosy at Minnie's means

Getting cosy at Minnie's means sharing stew with strangers who already murdered the management before you stamped the snow off your boots

and a neon sign that pulled you right off the road

Rainbows and fluffy clouds delivering a misanthropy announcement is just a resignation letter written in finger paint

Charleston's Charlies brought minor league baseball to West Virginia as a Houston Astros affiliate starting in 1971

Asking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Getting cosy at Minnie's meansBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.