Lost in the Sauce - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl

Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl is the kind of bulletproof logic only a pack of twelve-year-olds could unanimously endorse

Replacing a baseball bat with a wizard staff actually improves your swing about as much as your waiver wire pickups do

next to probably a feed store

all rendered in a weathered 1950s rock and roll band typography style

mouth wide open in a yell

Lost in the Sauce - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirlSpilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout, just with better seasoning. Somehow a knocked over can of crushed tomatoes became the most wholesome way to announce you're completely gone. The Details: White script text reads "Lost" above smaller white text reading "in the." A red cylindrical can lies on its side in a white spill puddle beneath, with large white script text reading "Sauce" at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: