Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Matching white blackletter text beneath

Matching white blackletter text beneath reads "Amendment

set within a teal oval over a yellow wood-grain floor

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

a silhouette of a female roller skater strikes a dynamic pose beside a silhouette of the Statue of Liberty

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "WELTON ACADEMY" flanking a vintage illustration of stacked red and olive books with a red quill in an inkwell

Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Matching white blackletter text beneathAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered