Um - The Element of Confusion - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red White stippled dot patterns arranged

White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

and wavy hair

White line-art illustration of a mid-century bowling alley building flanked by palm trees

followed by "Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair" and "COL USAF · AIR FORCE RESERVE" in smaller lettering

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

Um - The Element of Confusion - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red White stippled dot patterns arrangedElement 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table, meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science. Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting. The Details: White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left. Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle, with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans