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Naming a roller rink "The Coliseum" and putting columns on it is the most aggressively Midwestern act of ambition ever committed to architecture

Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top

Some clubs lasted decades

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but that one arrived with a pedigree

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