American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L " White text below reads

" White text below reads "MAN I LOVE FIREWORKS

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

That fake tin lid is a monument to confidence with zero life experience

Some teams vanish from the record books but never from the soil they played on

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L " White text below readsPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."