Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Elegant white serif text below

Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath

" above a cartoon baseball player in a cap marked "R

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

Gus Polinski didn't just offer a ride

Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top

Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Elegant white serif text belowAssistant Fireworks Directors spend most of their career perfecting the art of crouching behind a berm while someone else gets the credit. The job title exists entirely so one person can legally point at another when something catches fire early. The Details: Bold royal blue uppercase sans serif text reads "ASSISTANT" above "FIREWORKS" and "DIRECTOR" stacked in the same style. Three red five pointed stars are arranged in a horizontal row beneath the