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Franchising rebellion in the town that banned dancing is the pettiest power move in teen movie history

Naming your brokerage after two guys who were pawns in a dollar bet is peak Philadelphia energy

Lincoln's graphic tee reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" in bold white block text around a hot dog graphic

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

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