I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex T-Shirt clearance Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE

Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex T-Shirt clearance Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEEBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I