WWJBD - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Demoting safety to third place

Demoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary

Yellow cursive text reads "Laughing" above bold yellow text reading "Clown

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Inspired by Lost

Red text reads "IF YOU LIKE PARIS

WWJBD - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Demoting safety to third placeMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"