G.I. Jose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best Bold cyan text reads "HARRY

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

which says more about the original than the parody

Bold white text below reads "IS IN-TENTS

" A circular crest bordered by chains and laurel wreaths contains a distressed illustration of Maximus mid-attack

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

G.I. Jose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best Bold cyan text reads "HARRYG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white