Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal accented by yellow lightning bolt

accented by yellow lightning bolt impact lines at the snap point

Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

flowing 1970s-style letterforms with a vintage worn texture

Distressed cursive script reads "There goes" above large white script lettering reading "Roy Hobbs" with orange outlines and swooping underline tails in a vintage baseball logo style

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal accented by yellow lightning boltPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text