Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL A sage-green vertical banner runs

A sage-green vertical banner runs along the left side

Sixteen lanes

above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform

The calendar changes but the human capacity for self-deception remains impressively consistent year-round

and Joe Cox are arranged in a horizontal row

Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL A sage-green vertical banner runsDrinking like a champion requires zero athletic ability, which finally levels the playing field for the rest of us. Putting a shamrock on it just makes the commitment feel cultural. The Details: Distressed white block text with halftone texture reads "DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY." in bold uppercase lettering. A slightly weathered green four leaf clover sits centered beneath the text. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and