Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRY

Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRY DOCK" inside a black life preserver ring

That single filled star is generous

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Built to resemble a Mississippi paddlewheeler

Howard's liquor store runs prove that lycanthropy is really just the world's most reliable fake I

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRYEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."