Spaulding Get Your Foot Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt odessa Declaring yourself a breast man

Declaring yourself a breast man while pointing at a turkey is the Thanksgiving equivalent of a diplomatic immunity card

rendered in brown and golden-yellow ink

and teal ink depicts layered plumage

Bold white text reads "EDWARD'S" above smaller white text reading "LANDSCAPING

White cursive reads "Heathman Hotel" above small uppercase text reading "PARK AT SALMON • PORTLAND OREGON

Spaulding Get Your Foot Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt odessa Declaring yourself a breast manJudge Smails screaming at his grandson on the Flying Wasp is the purest distillation of country club rage ever committed to film. Spaulding deserved every decibel and probably a life jacket made of shame. Inspired by Caddyshack. The Details: Olive gold nautical rope forms an oval border with looped knots at the sides. Distressed white block text reads "SPAULDING," above "GET YOUR FOOT OFF" above "THE BOAT!" with light blue hand drawn wave accents