Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt commando A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

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with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt commando A cartoon illustration of JohnJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading