Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt office space rendered in distressed tan ink

rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns

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Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

overlapping a green anvil engulfed in orange

A minimalist desert landscape in tan and brown tones depicts a cantina building beneath a golden-yellow sun

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt office space rendered in distressed tan inkWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue