Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Mount Rushmore holding beers is

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Smaller yellow outline bubble letters below read "WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE

adding a 500-room tower in 1967

Harry riding shotgun only doubles the horsepower of bad decisions

and white starburst accents

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Mount Rushmore holding beers isAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."