Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by two crossed cutlasses

flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and two crossed flintlock pistols below

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Bold red block letters read "WILLOW GROVE PARK LANES" above dark blue italic text reading '"The Bowling Palace of the World"' and small red uppercase text reading "WILLOW GROVE

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Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by two crossed cutlassesAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading