Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold red cursive script reading

Bold red cursive script reading "Dee's" sits between "ESTD" and "1932

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Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold red cursive script readingSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small