Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " A green serpent coiled

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

" arcs across the top of a rounded rectangular badge

striking a wide-legged dance pose surrounded by white and yellow four-pointed stars and scattered dots

Inspired by Coming to America

" with small red diamond accents below

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " A green serpent coiledPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text