Lou's Tavern - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria and everybody at the buffet

and everybody at the buffet already knows it

a flowing pastel pink

bound together by the crack of a bat

Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Lou's Tavern - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria and everybody at the buffetLou's Tavern getting the neon treatment is like putting velvet ropes outside a dumpster fire. Revolutions born in sticky parking lots deserve aggressively mediocre branding. Inspired by Fight Club. The Details: White outlined block text reads "LOU'S" above large green neon style outlined letters reading "TAVERN." Smaller green capitalized text below reads "WILMINGTON, CALIFORNIA," all set within a pink parallelogram forming a retro neon bar sign