I'm Surrounded By Assholes - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

just stubbornness with an eyepatch

A small white silhouette of a rock hammer sits centered beneath the text

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move

I'm Surrounded By Assholes - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif textDark Helmet scanning the bridge and discovering his entire crew shares one surname is the most relatable management crisis in galactic history. Running a planet sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: White stencil style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor, circular ventilation grille, and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture. Condensed white